Wizard Staff

Last summer I found this stick while walking on the beach and thought if I made it into a wizard staff it might give me magical powers. So now, not only am I an Evil Robot Overlord, but I am also a Powerful Wizard. Fear me. I’m not sure what the wood is but it has really cool purple streaked colouring. The patterns are woodburned into it and the letters at the top, although appear in the photo to read “BM” perhaps for “Bowel Movement” or “Bad Manners”, are actually 6 Norse Runes encircling the top that read “Thrash” which is a lot cooler than bowel movement.

And here I am looking very powerful indeed: “…I put on my robe and wizard hat…”